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2012-01-30T11:08:00.000+08:00

Y'know how I promised to blog more from my Blackberry since my computer died on me?

Well, now I can't do that anymore because my Blackberry died on me.

TECHNOLOGY IS TURNING ON ME.

No but really, this sucks.

I've managed to borrow a spare Blackberry but I am still so upset :c
I will get my Macbook after exams. ( How ironic, right?)

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2012-01-24T11:51:00.000+08:00

My computer crashed on me and now this poor little girl has to scavenge around for an occasional use of a computer, so forgive me society, for this dead blog.

But I promise I'll try to send out more posts with my Blackberry.

Happy Chinese New Year guys! Mine was excitingly boring ( What a bad paradox, forgive me again. Then again, did you know that the word 'paradox' is a paradox?) Back to my news, I wasn't supposed to celebrate the Chinese New Year at all because of superstitions ( Not that we're superstitous, we're just afraid we might offend other people by visiting), but my house was flooded with guests yesterday.

So D & E had to play hosts to my thouands of relatives ( I exaggerate but it really was quite alot).

I'm up early today to complete more school work because it's the last week and that means projects are all coming to an abrupt end. And on a down side to this down side, exams are in a week and I have not started studying anything.

Please pray for me.

Okay, I'll scoot off now to do work. Happy Chinese New Year once again guys!

D&E: Driving

2012-01-12T22:27:00.001+08:00

E: B, the speed limit's 70, slow down!
D: I know, I'm holding your hand.
E: ... Where's the relevance in that?
D: There's no relevance in that...
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D&E: Big Bang Theories

2012-01-07T01:23:00.001+08:00

D: There's something about you today.. You're glowing.
... You must be ovulating!

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To 75% of all the people in my life:

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Hi Jason,

I want some kick-ass sushi right now.

Hope you're having fun in Japan. Bring some snow back for me.

Love.

P.S. I read your tweet, aww, that's so sweet - withdrawal symptoms from me. Don't worry, you'll be back soon! c:

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D&E: Rainbows & Unicorns

2011-12-16T10:51:00.001+08:00

D: I'm pooping
Rainbows.
I'm a unicorn.
Which is why I'm so horny
E: Brb blogging that.
D: No bb no!
E: Muahahaha
Stop me then!
D: Omgah that's your evil laughter
I can't stop someone with such evil laughter
Carebears unite!

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D&E

2011-12-14T23:07:00.001+08:00

E: Let's play my favourite game!
D: What's that?
E: 'See how far we can embarrass Dale'
D: But.. That game's only fun for you!
E: But you always laugh!
D: I laugh because I can't cry in public
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D&E&R

2011-12-08T01:16:00.001+08:00

Robert: Did you know we have a family lawyer?! I think that means we're going to sue.
E: Of course we are. Daddy's already asked for legal advice.
Robert: Huh?! From who?!
E: ... Firemen.
Robert: Firemen? Why firemen?

So then I laugh and think ' Oh man, I have to tell Dale this. My brother doesn't get the sarcasm at all?!'

Then I'm on BBM, texting Dale & recounting the entire story when he stops to say:

D: Why firemen b?

After I die of laughter, I turn to Robert and recount the entire story on Dale's side. And my 14 year old brother goes:

Robert: But seriously, why firemen?

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D&E: Lame Games

2011-11-22T23:54:00.001+08:00

E: Ícannot!!
Hahahhahahah icannot. Like iphone and ipad. What a steve job thing.
When he's eating I bet he says ieat
When he's peeing I bet he says ipee
D: When he's makin love he says isex
E: You got da gist of this
D: When he makes a mistake he say iyo (aiyo)
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D&E: I am so unfit.

2011-11-21T10:18:00.001+08:00

E: Caught the bus!! Huff huff
That half-run, half-walk I do when I don't wanna be late for something but still wanna look cool
D: I try to run like I'm on baywatch when I run for the bus. So I look sexy.
-blows oxygen into bb-
Breathe princess breathe!
E: CHOKES. YOU..DON'T..... .. CARBON...DIOXIDE.. BITCH

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D&E : Lost a Blackberry?

2011-11-11T01:03:00.001+08:00

I lost my Blackberry earlier today and let me just say, it was the scariest, darkest moment of my entire life.

A million thanks to the kind couple who directed me to the control station after they returned it.

But the point is, I bbm-ed Dale the moment I received my Blackberry.

E: I lost my phone just now. I was so scared!
D: Did you manage to find it?

And I sat there, thinking, this is the only guy in the entire world who can ask if I managed to find my Blackberry while I'm bbm-ing him.

Either way, I have realised I cannot live without my Blackberry!
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D&E : Skype Sessions

2011-10-28T23:53:00.000+08:00

We're skyping and we're doing work at the same time when Dale startles me.
'What's that? It's the whale mating season!' and he proceeds to make whale mating calls.

Just when I thought it was over, he starts humming the theme song to Mr. Bean.
'D'you know what song this is?' he asks.
'Yeap.'
'And this is the part where he falls out of the sky.' Dale says in the midst of humming.

I turn to look away and then he mumbles, ' Who would have thought I would be so annoying to Skype with while doing work...'

D&E: Skype sessions

2011-10-23T23:27:00.001+08:00

D: Soft kitty, warm kitty...
E: No.
D: No? Okay. But I'm a naked kitty. Purr.
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Dale's original composition

2011-10-22T14:37:00.000+08:00

I love this song! Both boys are so cute and Dale sounds amazing.

2011-10-21T23:35:00.000+08:00

I just spent nearly 4 hours on Skype talking to Dale and doing silly things with him. Today was amazing and so is Dale.

I'm counting down - 35 more days till he is back here in Singapore with me.

School has started and the first week is most fortunately over. ( YAY !) Plus, Fridays will now be 20 minute consultation sessions at 9.40 weekly. Infuriating but fortunate at the same time.

Have I told any one of you guys that I really want a baby hedgehog? Please! I promise to take extreme care of it and not to feed it to my two dogs.
And while we're at this, I really also want a baby pufferfish and a husky.

I've recently gotten a job at Yoguru. Did I mention I dropped the machine's lid into the yoghurt within an hour of my first shift? Pure accident, of course but it seems like a sign that this job isn't going to last very long. The girls there are nice enough and working is pretty exciting/fun but juggling two jobs isn't a joke.

Speaking of Frozen Yoghurt, I really want some right now.

I just had peanut brittle, fruit gummy and chocolate biscuits. Wow, a sugar rush just waiting to happen.

I know I'm just rumbling -

HAVE I TOLD YOU THAT MY ELECTIVE THIS SEMESTER IS 'BUSINESS MANDARIN'.

Son of a bitch. My Chinese is atrocious and I'm taking this elective. I'm doomed.

Okay, I know I'm rumbling. Should I come up with some nice poetic literary crap of a paragraph to brighten this entire space?

2011-10-21T14:29:00.000+08:00

4 years back, a friend in NYP showed me Youtube videos on Media Studies students hailing from his school - Not that I cared much or knew much about them.

He said, ' These guys are cool.'

So I watched the videos and they were pretty funny. Bonus was this really cute guy that kept appearing in the videos.

Whatever.

4 years down the road, I meet Dale and who would have known he was that guy.

I didn't make the connection till months after we got together.

Hear hear

2011-10-20T13:43:00.000+08:00

In Papa New Guinea, there's a tribe when a hunter flaunts his success to the rest of the village, they kill him and drive away evil spirits with a drum made of his skin. Superstitious nonsense, of course, but one can see their point.

D&E: My Eunuch

2011-10-16T19:41:00.001+08:00

D: My nose keeps running b. I wipe my nose more than my ass.
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D&E: The real man in this relationship

2011-10-13T20:26:00.001+08:00

E: B b b
D: Yes baby?
E: I think I'll let you play games with me from now on.
You might not be that much of a let down after all.
D: Hahahaha. Alright baby pie :* it's just game cube I suck at.
You own all the timeeee.
You're so good.
E: Honey stop sucking my dick. I'm getting all shy.

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D&E: Bedtime Stories

2011-10-12T23:17:00.001+08:00

D: So Baby Bear and Chubby Hubby were madly in love and -
E: Are you scratching your armpit...?
D: ... It's really itchy!!
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2011-10-12T21:46:00.000+08:00

HIIII.

So I realised I haven't blogged in months - like, spilled my feelings and guts and what not out.

What's interesting? Let's see - I went for an interview with Yoguru this afternoon and I got the job on the spot but I'm really regretting it right now. I'll see how it goes. The lady wants me to go down for training on Friday IN THE MORNING. I don't even. My body clock is going to be fucked up and I'm going to be too exhausted for sch- sch-

Forget it, don't even mention that 'S' word.
I DREAD.

I have to wake up at 4 AM tomorrow? I have to be at dhoby at 6.30 so I can't figure out what time I have to wake up/get ready. ON THE OTHER HAND,too much money for half a day's work tomorrow!

OH YES EXCITING NEWS!
I signed up for my driving test this afternoon. HOORAY, maybe if I'm lucky enough, I'll get a pretty car to drive around and not have to struggle and fight tooth and nail for personal space on public transport!

Equally exciting news - Dale's coming back end of November FOR GOOD. HURRAY! (Pops champagne & party streamers)

Alright, I have to stop procrastinating. Back to memorising script lines!

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D&E: Bedtime Stories - Dalerella

2011-09-25T23:01:00.000+08:00

D: And so Dalerella sat down and said to the raccoon, 'oh how I wish I could go to that Fall Out Boy concert'
When suddenly, the raccoon turned into a... Witch.
Uh, what's that word again?

E: A fairy godmother..
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D&E : Stupid Dale

2011-09-12T00:54:00.001+08:00

Stupid Dale always looking so cute when I'm trying to stay annoyed with him. And it doesn't help when he smiles so gorgeously and blows kisses and asks ' What's wrong, baby?'.

And it's so hard to keep from smiling when he leans over to give a kiss and falls off the couch.

Stupid Dale.
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D&E: Skype sessions

2011-09-07T23:14:00.001+08:00

E: Alright b, are you tired? Would you like to go to bed?
D: No. I'm horny.
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D&E: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DALE!

2011-09-07T00:00:00.003+08:00

Dale:

You are the salt to my french fries, the ham to my sandwich, the cheese to my nachos, the caramel to my popcorn, the chocolate fudge to my ice cream, the fruits to my tarts, the biscuit base to my strawberry cheesecake, the apple to my crumble, the fizz to my Coke, the pepperoni on my pizza, the gummy to my bears, the fruity pebbles to my frozen yoghurt, the frosting to my cupcakes, the chocolate chips to my cookies, the fudge to my brownies, the jam to my scones, the wafer to my ice cream, the Belgian to my waffle and this list could go on if it weren't for my grumbling stomach and drooling mouth.

But you get my point: you are the 'smoke to my high', the 'straw to my berry'.
You're irreplaceable and you're my other half.

Remember our 6th monthsary? You'd woken up early in the morning to go to the market to buy fresh 'salted vegetable' to cook my favourite salted vegetable & duck soup?

Only for me to go ' How fresh can salted vegetable get?'

My point is, you're a sweet, wonderful boy and sometimes silly but I love you all the same but I do hope that with ' a year older, a year wiser', you'll start to learn that salted vegetable is preserved and don't get any fresher any earlier you buy them.

I love you & I hate Singapore postage services. Also, I've learnt that with the amount of money I paid for Singpost courier services, my mother could have gotten her company's courier service to deliver everything for the same price in just 2 days. TWO - compared to Singpost's 6-8 days. REALLY?!?!?!

Yes.

So, Happy 23rd Birthday my beloved boyfriend. I love you with all of my heart and I hope you'll love this year's birthday present. I've gotten such horrid eye bags staying up to finish them ( although, sadly, not on time) but I hope you will love every part of it. ( Many parts! So stay in suspense and be excited!!)

D&E

2011-09-06T12:37:00.001+08:00

E: Woaaah there's this girl in front of me with like. 5 layers thick makeup
D: Woah, that's scary bb. She's an onion.
E: HAHAHAHHAHAH WHAT
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D&E: Birthday Gifts (By Dale)

2011-09-02T09:08:00.000+08:00

She stays up night after night working hard on making me something special for my Birthday. And even though it gets so exhausting for her having to spend hours on end just to have my gifts ready to mail out and be delivered on time, she still makes times to text me. I really dont know how she does it, if it were anyone else, they would probably get so stressed out they would give up making those birthday gifts all together. So Liz, thank you for everything, for being so sweet and persistent to finish what it is you intend to surprise me with, and for putting aside everything else on your plate just cause you want me to have an awesome and kickass Birthday. I love you very much and honestly, I think youve already given me the best gift ever. Cause just knowing that youre willing to go through all that for me speaks louder than words B. Youre the best :) [My apostrophe key doesnt work!]

D&E: Part of the family ( Go 'aww!' )

2011-08-30T19:01:00.001+08:00

E: Mama, go adopt, please?!!!! A baby would bring so much joy to the family!!
Mama: No, and I just adopted one. It's on the way, still in Melbourne.
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D&E: Why does he even try?

2011-08-30T18:18:00.001+08:00

Dale's Blackberry wouldn't vibrate when receiving texts and he was complaining about it in the morning.

Then in the evening...

D: Hey, my vibration's back! Whoohoo
E: Your dildo's working again? That's great!! You must have been so deprived since this morning.
D: Hahaha, yea well, What's a man without his vibrating dildo right? I'm talkin bout the one in between my legs. Oh yea! High five!
E: So your penis is vibrating again? It couldn't vibrate this morning?
D: :-( Okay okay, I lose. Nice one bb. Sob sob.
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D&E: Let it go, Dale

2011-08-25T19:45:00.001+08:00

E: You're really cute.
D: Hehehe -jiggles butt- Now I'm cute AND sexy.
E: You're not sexy, you're cute
D: Bb I'm sexy :c How come you don't find me sexy

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D&E: Morning Bullying

2011-08-24T10:54:00.001+08:00

E: Boobs
D: What about them baby?
E: I like your boobs.
D: :O I HAVE BOOBS?
E: Yes, of course. Chicken boobs, small and nipply. A little saggy.
D: This just in, stocks have plummeted, I mean Dale's self-esteem has plummeted by 35% making it the worse financial recession in years, I mean emotional recession. This means dire ramifications for the economy of Dale's heart
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D&E: His Ego

2011-08-23T20:43:00.001+08:00

E: Yeah, you're like a baby
D: A cute baby? I'm your baby
E: A cute baby. :-)
D: A sexy baby? Heh don't push it dale.
E: Hahaha, a cute one.
D: Hehe, okay I can do cute. But I know you find me sexy. -jiggles butt-
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D&E: Over Skype

2011-08-21T09:05:00.001+08:00

E: Why b, why do you look so sad?
D: Sometimes, I think you're with me only because you're stuck with me.
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D&E: Skype sessions

2011-08-19T16:59:00.001+08:00

D: But b, you have to do me a favour, okay?
E: ?
D: You have to miss me.
E: That, is damn cheesy.
D: Hahaha, fuck you! What does a boyfriend have to do to get some lovin' from his girlfriend. Ask for kisses also don't want to give. :c

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2011-08-16T17:18:00.002+08:00

And, Kristin, I know you read my blog, why don't you ever text me nowadays?
Huh huh huh.

2011-08-16T17:14:00.000+08:00

I've been down in the dumps lately, so try to cheer me up!

Best cheer upper gets eternal glory, fame and gets to be my bestfriend! ( Alongside those I already have)

I'm feeling so down I feel like I should write a haiku or something.

Sunshine daisies, butter mellow,
Turn this stupid fat rat yellow.

No that wasn't a haiku, that was from Harry Potter. ( Will attempt to finish the whole series again after the end of exams)

This post is going to be really random/lame/nonsensical so here's my warning. Don't waste 5 minutes of your time, just walk away now. ( Or follow me on twitter)

I'm so tired of everything - good grief, and I'm only 19. I'm supposed to be living the life ( Alright, after my exams, that is)

One last question, can I buy a knight in shining armor off ebay or something? Or a bestfriend I can keep by my side 24/7? Because Jason's all the way in Arizona and Sarah's got school 2 days a week.

NEEEEEDY.

By the way, Nat, if you're reading this, I'm still angry with you ( pouts and turns away like some 6 year old kid) ( Don't roll your eyes at me)

I have a day and a half to memorise a whole syllabus. SO LEAVE ME TO DIE.

Must. Get. Out. Of. House. And. Socialise.

Who wants to be my new friend? ( You can add me on twitter)

I need a new friend. A new confidante. WHO WHO WHO.

Okay, thanks, bye.

Memories

2011-08-14T02:26:00.001+08:00

I remember that one time in Primary 5 when I had gotten one of my first phones, and I was so overjoyed.

It was a good phone- decent model, had colour and was pretty slim.

I had it for half a year or so and everyone else started getting nicer and better phones, so I started pointing at phone advertisements in newspapers while my mum was flipping through them.

'Oh look, this one's cute. I like this one too, mommy.'

One Saturday, my mum came by my bed in the morning and woke me.

She said so seriously, ' What did you do to your phone?'

And I was so confused.

Turns out I left it in my shorts pocket the day before and my maid had washed it. She handed it to my mum and it was completely spoiled.

' Did you do this on purpose to get a good phone?'

I hadn't, and I would never have thought of using such a method.

I don't think she believed me though.

But they bought me a new phone, SCORE.
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D&E: HPFAN!

2011-08-06T14:13:00.001+08:00

D: Nah, I like this cologne a lot. It's like the only one that suits me. Other colognes don't like me.
E: It's the cologne that chooses the user, mr potter.
D: Ahh I should've known mr ollivander
E: Curious, very curious.
D: Where're ya now b :) do you miss me?
E:You must ask why curious!
D: Why curious?
E: Cause it just so happens that the phoenix who peed in your cologne, peed in just one other bottle of cologne. And it's brother.. Gave you that scar.
D: HAHAHAHAHA My goodness baby you know every line la!
E: Hpfan
D: Hehehe, hpaircon. Okay that was beyond lame.

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2011-08-04T13:25:00.001+08:00

E: HAVE YOU JOINED POTTERMORE
Sarah: What in the world is that!!
Sarah: I've carlsjuniors star card?
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D&E

2011-08-02T13:40:00.001+08:00

D: Hop pecks hop pecks hop pecks (this bunny's small and cute and not very tall so he has to hop into the air and give you kisses on your cheek)
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Reasons Why I Love Tumblr

2011-07-29T00:18:00.000+08:00

A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

D&E: Morning love letters

2011-07-25T09:29:00.000+08:00

You're perfect for me and I know you feel the same way about me. No girl could ever steal my attention away from you, I promise. And I disagree with what your Mama said about how it's natural for guys to look at other girls even if they're attached of married. I think when you find that one special girl, no one else matters and all of a sudden your whole world becomes that person. I don't mean that I start neglecting everyone else! But what I mean is that no one else even remotely captures my eyes, but you, and I mean it. As cheesy as it sounds, the best way I can describe this feeling metaphorically is that you're all I see in colour and everyone else is in black and white.

-Dale

D&E: He's my E-diot

2011-07-22T01:21:00.000+08:00

Dale points to the wound on my knee and does a horrible imitation of Dracula on a night hunt.
D: I suck pus, see?
E: What?
D: Pus-sy. I'm Edward Cullen...
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D&E: Never sweet without being mean

2011-07-20T20:38:00.001+08:00

D: I have so much fun with you. You can be so fun and irritating at the same time.

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D&E: Taxi Talk

2011-07-20T13:44:00.001+08:00

E: I am guess who?
D: Uh, Elizabeth?
E: No. Yoda, duh.
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D&E: Settling Down

2011-07-18T15:31:00.001+08:00

Dale came over to school to attend a guest lecture with me and we're spotted by Ms Soo ( my lecturer). We sit down and chat before class starts, and Ms Soo asks about Dale's Melbourne life.

Ms Soo : So are you planning on staying in Melbourne after graduating?
D: No.. No, I have to come back.. I want to settle down here.

And with that, Dale looks at me while Ms Soo goes: ' That's.. That's a big word.. Carries a lot of weight!'
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D&E: When he does something stupid.

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D&E

2011-07-12T18:20:00.000+08:00

E: I want a cheesy hotdog.
D: Do you know there's cheese in there?
E: ... Really? I did not know that.

And Dale proceeds to stuff his used tissue down my top.

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